I had to take a quick duck out of the bunker...
So I walked into a bar.
Before the guy at the counter can say anything...
...I see it.
The longest...
...most twisted...
...most agonizingly convoluted...
...punch line. Ever.
I was sooooo tempted...
...yet somehow, I couldn't help but sense fowl play.
And then it hit me.
It was a setup for a terrible site gag.
I know better than to mention my poor judgement...
And thusly, the terrible sentence having been delivered, I was forced to serve it.
...to be continued?